"Just hearing Jill's name gives me goosebumps. She has this distinct, cute little laugh that always gives me butterflies in my stomach, and I don't know why. Maybe because I enjoy the attention she gives me. In real life, I'm not the best looking guy in the world, but Jill makes me feel like I am. Even if it's "fake" sometimes a guy needs to feel like he's a "man" for a bit. Do any of you fellas get what I mean? If this is you, she's the one."